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What if we want to have

kids someday?

You know, um...

You're the only person I've

ever wanted to be with, Emily,

so just... stop acting

like I have a choice

in the matter, all right?

I don't know what I did to

deserve to deserve someone...

You're so good to me.

Get some rest.

I love you.

Talk to you later.

All right.

How's it going?

Parts.

I have, like,

a sore spot or something.

Did you- did you hurt it

on the hike today, or...?

Maybe.

Maybe I bumped it.

I don't know.

I keep fiddling with it.

Well, don't do that.

I'll look at it

when I get there.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Changing into my jammies.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

You can keep going.

I miss you.

There was a lot of couples

on the hike today,

and I just felt

alone, you know?

Alone? Yeah?

How's that?

Sit back a little bit.

There. Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

What were you saying?

Uh, nothing.

Zac?

Hey, Zac.

I can't find any-

what the f***...?

F***.

Zac!

Jesus.

Zac.

Zac.

You f***ers.

Zac?

Hello?

Oh...

F***!

Jesus!

Oh, f***!

F***!

Aah! Aah!

Aaaahhhh!

Hey, Matt!

We not- we forgot.

We forgot.

Did you guys bring

any tools, or...?

Spatulas.

That's what I was using.

I was using-

Oh, the Styrofoam plate?

On the grill! Ha ha ha!

That's good. That

doesn't really send

any kind of chemicals

into our food.

That's how men cook.

It's problem-solving.

You're truly a man.

You want the burnt one

or the burnt one?

She wants

the really long one.

The really, really long one.

This long.

Here we go. Here we go.

Hey, dude, your

dumb friends are here.

You know all this stuff's

coming down at midnight, right?

Mm-hmm.

Yo!

I'll be right down.

Come out, dude, it's gonna

be an awesome party.

Or not.

Dude, come on, aren't you

a bit old for this sh*t?

Happy Halloween!

Yo!

Yeah!

Ha ha ha!

What's up, guys?

How's it going?

Awesome.

That is awesome.

What the hell?

Are you a bear?

- I'm a nanny-cam.

A nanny-cam!

Better than the Unabomber.

Let's go and do this.

Paul, you know

where we're going, right?

No, yeah, you're gonna

wanna go to-

no, you wanna go 134 west.

You wanna stay on the 134.

- F***!

- Sorry, bro!

F***!

Way to give yourself an option

by being in

the far-right Lane.

I thought

we were going-

I'm just gonna give

myself the option of maybe...

It eventually will,

I think, hit spring street.

You say it was too dark,

and then you just took

off your sunglasses?

You're fine.

How many people are supposed

to be at this party?

Do you know?

Oh, my God!

Are the girls

coming out tonight?

Yeah, they'll be there.

They're coming out later.

...was it?

Montecito?

Yes.

That's- it starts-

it's here.

I thought you said

it was mariposa.

Just pick one!

Mariposa or Montecito?

It's one of those.

- Mar vista?

Yep.

All right,

I'm going left.

"M"- Madison? This

doesn't make any sense!

It's fine, don't worry.

- Yeah, it is right.

- Oh, f***. Is that right on the corner?

- Can you park here?

- Yeah, it's all right.

I think it's fine.

Maybe we can come out

and check on the car later too.

Yeah. Fine.

- Can you grab this beer?

- Yeah, I got it. Here.

Sword? No sword?

Sword!

Absolutely sword.

It's an awesome sword.

I'm wearing a stupid helmet.

Here, gimme a beer.

Thank you.

I wanna hold 'em.

- Can I get one, les?

- Yeah, sure.

I'm holding the-

here, hold on.

Jesus.

What the hell, dude?

Suck me.

Awesome.

- Hello!

- You might try to just walk in.

Might want you

to ring the doorbell.

Where is everyone?

This is a nice place.

Maybe it's like a- go around back.

Don't worry, guys, I'll-

are you guys-? Oh!

Shortcut!

Is anyone else's beer warm?

That actually hurt!

I'll break it!

Dut- dut- dut- dut- dut!

Where'd it go?

It's mine.

You sure this is it?

Yep.

All the lights are on.

Maybe we're a little early.

Yeah, go that way.

- Ooh! - Ooh!

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Justin!

Yo, Justin!

Creepy!

This party f***in' sucks!

See? It's a haunted house.

It's an empty house.

A really shitty haunted house.

So shitty!

Justin?

Justin!

He probably went to get beer.

Ooh!

First one's through.

What is it?

All right.

God, look at that sh*t.

All right.

Okay. All right, maybe not the

scariest thing I've ever seen.

There's a chair. Obviously,

there was a struggle.

A chair!

There was a struggle!

Ohh!

Oh, f***! Holy sh*t!

Huh?

Oh! Another room

that's locked up.

Tenant's out. Yeah.

This is pretty cool.

Whoo! It's, like,

a nautical theme in here.

Heavy clouds too...

Hello?

Oh, Jesus!

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa?

What, what, what?

It was like people

reaching out of

the wall at you.

What happened?

What happened?

I've never seen that before.

That was f***in' awesome!

This is rad!

- This is not that bad!

Shh shh shh shh!

You hear that?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Go! Go!

...last year's party, rented

this castle in the desert.

Nuts!

It was like this

weird, medieval...

I don't know. I got

a sword out of it.

Hello?

Hello?

Guys?

Guys.

Guys, not funny!

F***, dude.

Where's the f***in' party, man?

I don't know. We're

gonna go scare Matt.

This place is f***in' awesome!

Ready?

On two.

Ohhh!

Don't! Don't!

Ow, ow, ow!

Ow!

All right, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, dude.

Come on.

No, dude, that f***in' hurt!

Come on, dude.

I can't believe

they can afford this!

I just don't want

anything to jump out at me.

I'm tired of it.

If you think about what

we're doing right now,

we're walking through a house.

- It's okay.

- What the f*** is that noise?

How do we

get upstairs?

Probably...

Yeah, where the

f*** is the party?

Hey.

Anything in there?

I think

I found the party.

...and then,

through the unity

of the men with the sword.

Arise, O lord!

Do as ye have said,

and fall upon him

and burn him,

that thou mayest take away

the innocent blood

which Joab shed,

from me, and from

the house of my father.

Arise, O lord!

Cast you down!

A sword is upon the liars!

A sword is upon the mighty men,

and they shall be dismayed.

A sword is upon their horses,

and upon their chariots,

and upon all the mingled people

that are in the midst

of her. Arise O lord!

Cast you down!

Arise, O lord!

Cast him down!

Cast him down!

Cast him down!

Who are you?

Who are thou foulings?

- Cast... you...!

- What are you doing here?

We're just here for the party.

- What are you doing here?

- Sorry.

You shouldn't be here!

- Leave!

- - Run!

Please help me!

Quiet, you, quiet!

Get away from me!

Whoa! Hey!

...understand me?!

- Whoa, whoa!

Holy sh*t!

Oh, sh*t!

What the f*** is that?

- What the f*** is that?

- Leave!

Oh, f***!

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, f***!

Get outta here!

Chad!

Oh, f***!

Oh, sh*t! F***!

Wait!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Listen!

- We can't leave.

No, wait. What?

Go, go.

What are we

gonna do?

Just get

the girl and leave.

Oh, God!

Help!

Okay.

Back up,

back up, back up!

Go, Chad!

Oh, sh*t!

Aaaahhhh!

Get the f*** off of me!

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